What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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