Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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