Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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