i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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