The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
i think im in europe. pls send help
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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