I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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