You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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