I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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