i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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