maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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