Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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