theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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