we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Who died my cat blue again?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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