Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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