I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
love makes seman taste better
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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