Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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