Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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