Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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