I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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