how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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