How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
