doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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