naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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