how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
It's never too late to be topless.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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