and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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