i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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