it was like his penis was on wheels.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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