my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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