So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
how drunk are you?
Several
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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