Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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