We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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