is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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