Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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