I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
