my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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