i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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