So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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