ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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