Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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