come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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