what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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