i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I am midnight drunk by noon
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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