this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We are two peas in an std pod
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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