About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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