cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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