Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
