How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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