I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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