I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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