Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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