Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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