Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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