My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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