how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
