FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
She needs sedatives and a leash
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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