I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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