My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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