i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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