It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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