why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
